Such wisdom in today's youth!

This evening:

D (constructing something in the bath): Daddy, does this look like something from World of Woodcraft?

At bedtime:
A: Want books! [he likes to take books to bed] [and cars] [and fishing lines, hair ties, spinning tops, and so on]
Me: (sighs) OK, go get some books
A: (wanders over to bookshelf, comes back with arms full)
Me: Goodness Gracious! Look at all those! Did you plunder D's room?
A: Yeah!